A.I. Week 2

So last night, I had to watch the show on fast forward, and my breakdown and predictions are below, however just a few thoughts prior to that:

• Paula never ceases to amaze me. She looks like a piece of garbage. As for what comes out of her mouth is really anyone's guess. I think it is time to hit the road (as if she has not been hit enough times)
• What the hell was Ryan wearing last night...I think he might have some tendancies in the other direction, if you know what I mean.
• Thankfully Fox got rid of the awkward parent moments this week.
• Week 1 was far better than Week 2

On to the Reviews:

• JASMINE MURRAY: Sang "Love Song!" Something was not right about this, but the judges as usual were right on...there is something about this girl! GRADE: B (you might move on, but take some makeup off...you are 17)
• MATT GIRAUD: Sang Cold Play's "Viva La Vida" which is a great song, but it repeatedly looked like someone had punched this guy in the stomach. Not a great performance. GRADE: C- (Back to the dueling pianos amigo)
• NICK MITCHELL (Norman Gentile): Yet another performance of “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going.” While slightly entertaining...I think he is making a mockery of the show, and has gotta go! I am not going to lose any sleep on this guy. GRADE: B- (enough is enough)
• ALLISON IRAHETA: Signing "Alone" by Heart, which is a great A.I. song, I do not understand the hype. Sorry...GRADE: B- (whats with the red hair??? If you move on, and I think you will, we will see normal hair)
• KRIS ALLEN: Singing "Man in the Mirror" by MJ. Actually, I liked this performance, but he is boring, and has no appeal. GRADE: B+ (I think you are headed home to Arkansas)
• MEGAN JOE CORKERY: Performance of the night. You look like Heather Graham, with a massive sleeve tattoo. Stop all the bobbing and weaving though! GRADE: A- (See you in the Top 12)
• MATT BREITZKE: Singing "If You Could Only See" which was pretty boring. Also, with one other oversized blue collar guy, I think you are done: GRADE C (Head on back to the Welding site)
• JESSE LANGSETH: Singing "Bette Davis Eyes" which was a pretty good song for A.I. but she didnt do much with it. GRADE: C+ (pack your bags, and your 1 sleeve shirt)
• KAI KALAMA: I really liked this guy, but he blew it! He passed confident, and was bordering on really Gay...GRADE: D+ (Sorry Ms. Kalama, your boy is headed home)
• MISHAVONNA HENSON: Singing "Drops of Jupiter" and as usual Simon was spot-on...she is so serious...loosen up! GRADE: C (pack your crap and your weird name)
• ADAM LAMBERT: aka Little Nicky...singing Satisfaction...I already do not like this drama queen. What is your deal are you a hard-ass or are you really gay??? GRADE: A- (I think we see you again)

PREDECTIONS: Adam for dudes, Megan for the chicks, and Allison in 3rd place.