18 February 2009

A.I. Week 1

Thought I might do a quick rehashing of A.I. on a week-to-week basis...if you think I am a loser for that...Bite me...
  • Jackie Tohn: What the hell were you wearing??? GRADE: D (on your way home)
  • Ricky Braddy: I watched all the episodes, and do not remember you...GRADE: B- (probably on your way home)
  • Alexis Grace: Big voice...little girl...kind of weird looking! GRADE: B+ (Might move on!)
  • Anoop Desai: Really...an Indian dude from UNC winning AI??? GRADE: B (I think America might like this geek...but the road might be over)
  • Brent Keith: The Country Boy...terrible song selection! GRADE: C (end of the road amigo)
  • Stevie Wright: You looked 17...you sang like you were 12...GRADE: F (back to high school you go!)
  • Michael Sarver: The Roughneck...like this dude, but his performance wasnt that good! GRADE: C+ (Judges might like him and might bring him back)
  • Casey Carlson: On the upside...you are damn good looking. GRADE: F (back to making Bubble Tea, whatever the hell that is!)
  • Stephen Folwer: It is the day after, and I have no recollection of what you sang last night! GRADE: C- (at least you remembered the words...maybe next year)
  • Ann Marie Boskovich: You are arguably the best looking contestant ever, I am just not convinced you can sing! GRADE: B (you might be back on looks alone!)
  • Tatiana Nicole Del Toro: YOU ARE A LEGIT PYSCHO! GRADE: B (America might keep her, just to see what she does next)
  • Danny Gokey: Early front-runner...good performance. GRADE: A-

ADVANCE PREDECTIONS: Gokey and Boskovich with the 3rd place going to Alexis Grace

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