Getting A Haircut

Reasons I do not like getting my hair cut:

1. To quote a famous man: "Haircuts are like a box of chocolates...you never know what you are going to get!"
2. I get my haircut at Hair Cuttery (maybe that is an issue all by itself), by a woman named Dee. Dee is Asian, and like all the other employees, barely speaks English. I usually just smile, nod my head, and hope for the best!
3. I like Soft Rock as much as the next guy. I like ColdPlay and Dave Matthews, and groups like it, but you can never hear it because they always have the buzzers going, people coming in and out, telephones ringing. Why have it on and tease me
4. OLD WOMEN: They go to Hair Cuttery, call it the salon, and come out with big poofy hair full of enough spray to open a massive hole in the Ozone
5. Paying $16 dollars plus tip for the same haircut I have been getting for the last 25 years of my life. It never cost that much before, and dont tell me because the price of Scissors have gone up.

Am I wrong?