My "Official" Thoughts: May 2009

27 May 2009

Yesterday I was driving home behind a fat woman in a minivan...she had 3 bumper stickers on her car, and they got me thinking!

I cannot remember exactly what it said, but it was along the lines of "Stop Torture!" I wanted to run this woman off the road...here she is driving on her merry way in rich McLean, VA with not a care in the world and she wants to make a political statement about a bunch of thugs who have no issue hijacking 3 planes and running them into buildings, killing thousands of Americans. Godforbid, that a little waterboarding should not be allowed on 3 of these A-Holes...
Hilary for President: I mean come on (insert mean name here)...give it up...she lost, and now Obama is sending her around the world to be the face of America. What a disaster
Obama for President: Oh, I get it, you threw your vote for the dyke above, LOST, and now you are rooting for another horse. I think they call you a bandwagon jumper...

She should have thought about running her minivan into a wall, and seen how the airbag felt. Oh wait, that might be a form of torture!

I had a great long Memorial Day Weekeng...here are the highlights:

No traffic headed to NJ
I took my baby to a bar, strapped to my chest, and he had a great time.
We went to Long Island to visit some family, where we grilled out, and shouted at each other, as only Long Islanders can
Went to my nephew's baptism, which was nice, and that was followed by a reception with a very good Italian heavy meal
Got back to NJ on Sunday night where the wife and I grabbed a couple beers while walking the baby around the neighborhood (you cannot do that in NJ)
Went to a small-town Memorial Day parade, and the baby had a blast. His head was on a swivel watching all the fire engines and antique cars go by!
Went to the beach the rest of the day on Monday. Babies 1st trip, and he loved it!
No traffic home...

Great Weekend!