3 Bumper Stickers

Yesterday I was driving home behind a fat woman in a minivan...she had 3 bumper stickers on her car, and they got me thinking!

• I cannot remember exactly what it said, but it was along the lines of "Stop Torture!" I wanted to run this woman off the road...here she is driving on her merry way in rich McLean, VA with not a care in the world and she wants to make a political statement about a bunch of thugs who have no issue hijacking 3 planes and running them into buildings, killing thousands of Americans. Godforbid, that a little waterboarding should not be allowed on 3 of these A-Holes...
• Hilary for President: I mean come on (insert mean name here)...give it up...she lost, and now Obama is sending her around the world to be the face of America. What a disaster
• Obama for President: Oh, I get it, you threw your vote for the dyke above, LOST, and now you are rooting for another horse. I think they call you a bandwagon jumper...

She should have thought about running her minivan into a wall, and seen how the airbag felt. Oh wait, that might be a form of torture!

Great Weekend

I had a great long Memorial Day Weekeng...here are the highlights:

• No traffic headed to NJ
• I took my baby to a bar, strapped to my chest, and he had a great time.
• We went to Long Island to visit some family, where we grilled out, and shouted at each other, as only Long Islanders can
• Went to my nephew's baptism, which was nice, and that was followed by a reception with a very good Italian heavy meal
• Got back to NJ on Sunday night where the wife and I grabbed a couple beers while walking the baby around the neighborhood (you cannot do that in NJ)
• Went to a small-town Memorial Day parade, and the baby had a blast. His head was on a swivel watching all the fire engines and antique cars go by!
• Went to the beach the rest of the day on Monday. Babies 1st trip, and he loved it!
• No traffic home...

Great Weekend!

Hilarious Link...

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My Friend KBS...

says I need to post before COB today...

Deal with it!

I Hope...

I do not get Swine Flu!

What A Long Strange Trip...

its been....

Just made it back from a weekend in Commerce, GA which is on the outskirts of Athens, GA (home to the Univ of GA).

My sister-in-law lives down there, with her husband and 4 children. We had a great trip, and made the 8+ drive home yesterday. It took about 9.5 with a few stops for the little one to get out of the car-seat...

The weirdest thing to happen was while sitting and watching TV, and perusing my BB, I went to cnn.com and the headline was about a UGA Professor going on a killing spree...

That was weird!

The Other Night...

I reffed a game, and the PA System was not working...so the home team sung the National Anthem (not particularly well, I might add)...

File that under things you do not see everyday!

Good Weather...

finally...it is suppose to get to 70 today! This is overdue!

Madden

Not sure how I feel about this guy...




It seems that he brought stability to the S/M NF crew, after the disaster that was Dennis Miller, and the other people who tried and failed.

I think he was at his best, when he was with Summerall, while Pat was still coherent.

John Madden was a pretty good announcer, save for his random love affairs with Brett Farve / Emmitt Smith and the likes...

It will be interesting to see who replaces him...

Traffic

Traffic for the most part does not bother me...I figure it to be part of the grind of going to and from work each day...however this re-work of the Beltway (I-495) and the extension of Metro out to Dulles is going to literally cripple Tyson's Corner, and make each day, for the next few years a miserable experience...

AWESOME!

2 Things...

I just had some Jelly Beans for the 1st time in a LONG time. I am not talking about "Jelly Bellys," I mean the old fashioned kind...pretty good!

I was driving home last night from reffing along Rte 1 in Alexandria, and came across a restaurant called "The Las Vegas Restaurant" and it got me thinking about what that place was all about, as I love Vegas. As I got closer, I read the sign..."Salvadorian and Mexican Food"

Mhhhhhh!

Not A Happy Camper...

Our power blew out yesterday at around 1230 in the afternoon, and did not come on until about 6PM. I missed 85% of The Masters...

Sweet!

As For The Masters Draft!

My Team looks like the following:

Phil Mickleson
Trevor Immelman
Zach Johnson
Angel Cabrera
Rory Sabbatini
Graehme McDowell
Carl Petterson
Briny Baird

It Has Been Quite A While...

and for that I apologize...

Some things I wanted to say...

• We had out Masters Draft yesterday, and it is always so much fun. For the 2nd time in the 8 year history, one of the guys drafted a player who was not participating...
• This thing is a crap-shoot ever year!
• See you later Big Bird on American Idol. You were talented, but you were also a little scary looking...Best of luck
• Paula, I still want to smack you in the face

Thats all I got right now...

O's, by the way, are 2-0.

Date Nite!!!

I had a date with my wife on Saturday night for the 1st time since the baby was born. We had a great time, while the little one was not to keen on having a babysitter.

If you are ever in Vienna, VA and want an unbelievable meal, check out "Restaurant Bonaroti"

Be prepared to bring some cash however...it was worth it though!

Also, this is a Washington Redskins hangout, so you never know who you might see!

Rules...

In lacrosse there are rules about the uniforms (i.e. how big the numbers, side piping, number of colors, etc.)

As a ref, I have never once enforced these rules, and will continue to do so, until a coach from an opposing team has something to say, at which point, I will enforce them. But do not think for 1 minute I am the fashion police, and will go looking for teams not within standard.

Below is outrageous, if you ask me!

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I Miss...

in no particular order:

(those are Umbro Shorts in case you did not know)

Weekend Ahead...

Looking forward to getting away from work this weekend. I wish it were warmer out, but we gotta play the cards that we were dealt.

Have a good weekend!

Just a side note

It is Wed early afternoon, 4 days before Selection Sunday, and I can honestly say I have no idea about who is in, who is out, and how the field of 65 will pan out. Maybe that will be a good thing (but probably not).

Maybe I will just use the method of:

• I had a friend go to that school
• I like the mascot
• I like the colors of that team
• The cheerleaders have a nice rack

you never know!

Live A.I. Blogging...

Here are my thoughts as they happen!!!

• Everytime Paula opens her mouth, I want to punch her directly in the face
• Lil Rounds has a fat ass
• I think the blind dude Scott is getting preferential treatment...however, he needs a perm
• Danny is the early front-runner...and I liked his dancing
• Paula...shut the #$%^ up
• Michael Sarver...whatever...on the other hand, her mother looks like Sarah Palin
• Jasmine...take off all that make-up, you look like a clown!
• Kris...I like this guy, seems like a Regular Joe, but didnt like his MJ rendition
• Allison...I want to chop off your red hair!
• Anoop...do you get the sense that he got that jacket out of his closet, after he bought it at Goodwill, for an 80s themed frat party?
• Jorge...despite your song...I hope you do say "Goodbye!" I love Simon's zingers!
• Megan...before you even sing, allow me to remark on your rather large "hands"
• Adam, if I saw you in the street, I think I would make ever effort to kick you in your junk!
• Paula...shut the #$%^ up
• Matt, the Justin Timberlake look-a-like was pretty solid. I dont have anything demeaning to say!
• Alexis Grace...I got nothin for ya!

Early prediction is that Jorge and Anoop are headed home!

See you next week!